--To add to this, contact Phoenixx in IRC (Austnet)-- This is an automatically generated file. For details how to automatically add a quote and save contacting Phoenixx all the time, ask Phoenixx. *** adam- has quit IRC (Excess Flood) flood? what is this noahs ark? . <|ndego^F|o> can you guys go and check out www.whatthefuck.com and see how some d00d got into my e-mail no . no seriously babe, i give free head to anyone who asks yes he is right, he even gives free head to me . yeah you know your old when your sittin around chilling, and you recall a piece of info you learned 4 years ago that could have changed the course of human history, and you just mention it casually . you mean there are people in this channel old enough to drink ????????? . bsdave: so if you were 2 in 86, how were you, at age 3, putting "2 HUGE 20 Meg HDD's in it back in '87" ant0ny: no no no silly. I was born in Jan 86 and I helped my Dad ( the IBM techy At the time ) to put together my box in 87 It was easy, I just sat around sucking 256k SIMMS of Ram so they wouldn't get lost etc. I nearly swallowed an IDE cable apparantly you must shit cpus Haha <`Loki> you were born in 86? fuck, I'm old . every teacher in year one is good they let you make shit . Fuckin hell Always shower after sex boys . win98 must have said gibber me 10.10.10.200, and the isp said nup, then win98 says ahh but i insist! . . Blow me you cheesy whores . kj and i are having a romantic dinner on thursday candelit maccas i fink . hey durab.. lets put on glow in the dark condoms and re-inact the light saber fight scene from star wars YEA! ahh it is your destiny.. vwooor ffssst voooorr.. noo never! fsst fsst vwwooor I could imagine you waving your wang around Macdonalds with a glow in the dark condom Durab: "Feel the force Luke, hold onto the force Luke" MacDonlads Mananger: " my Names not Luke, and please put that back in your pants" afk again....hehe...why can i see rab fdoing that?? I think he would hahaha mobtek : dont tell them let them think im sane . brb hacking nasa again? geez nasa must have more holes than bonny and clydes car . . new motto: Treat Women Like an Ice Cream, hold em till they melt, and lickem before the cream drips on the ground . heh. whoops. my whole win2k box just locked up and nearly went down when I tried to follow withers link bsdave uses win2k? *shudder* eeek ew.. i feel dirty yuck yuck yer. is that ok? my 31337 win2k.... I am only using it till I get my linux firewall working properly... er? thats like saying im gunna leave that stinking pile of shit on my shoe till i save up for some new shoes . i am bach! how can you be bach, that composer died years ago . windows is shit correct win2k pro is heaps better its like actully a little stable it has the stability of a paper bag while win98 / win95 has the stability of a wet paper bag - . i wonder what would happen if some nutty 16 year old chic tried to auction off her virginity on ebay - sanity is measured by the trends of society if everyone suddenly started running around with a bananna in their ear it would be considered sane . ...and our hero covered in dozens of wounds, having done battle for 40 minutes with his blunt electric shaver steps out of the bathroom... . because ive seen their secrets i no how John Howard got his eyebrows so big! he was an ewok with everything except hi eyebrows shaved off. if you see some punks walking down the street beating you up for your wallet, ask them to challenge you in a typing speed test! no way man!@#!@# i'd do a nate and kick the crap outta 'em all, then masturbate out in the open - you cant hack a fucking windows machine Interesting ports on caiax2-176.dialup.optusnet.com.au (198.142.50.176): Port State Protocol Service 59 open tcp priv-file 79 open tcp finger 139 filtered tcp netbios-ssn 1080 filtered tcp socks 6667 filtered tcp irc 12345 open tcp NetBus 12346 open tcp NetBus what the fuck netbus ? !@#()$* yeppers *** Quits: TheBlu (Quit: Leaving) - long conversation between karag and my bot followed by me entering IRC at this point one realises that he was talking to a bot hehehe oh the bot says hi and it wants its underwear back lol oh...ta ;p no imm keeping it ;p - hmm is that a jet engine under your desk or is your computer just glad to see me . A typical day at your local Job Network Provider: (Consider that its the most long term unemployed and minimally qualified people that the government pays the biggest placement commissions on) "..you want someone with proven experience in the shoes field? *ponder* one moment please *put him on hold* hey Jane can you go pick up that dero we saw on the highway on the way to work with the trolly full of old shoes.. and bring him in.. *off hold* Yes Mr Shoes store manager.. we have just the man!" . that other tosser was making sheep sounds though Maybe he had a friend from NZ over why Well maybe the friend was a sexy girl and the only way he could turn her on was by making sheep sounds . i rather be single than being married get to shag lots of women me too . i got this crack whore who owes me bigtime shes gonna gimmi it instead of money so your saying you need crack? money? or sex? nah another fone id make sure it didnt smell funny first ROFL she might have had to smuggle it into the country now i know why the crack whore like the viabrating feature new meaning to phone sex just call her number to get her off free handz setz dont even need to put your beer down and get off the lounge in front of the TV "Honey, I need some loving.." *hits the speed dial and leaves it off the hook* - topic in #bugged: the day microsoft makes something that doesnt suck, is the day they make vacuum cleaners - . naaaate you giggolo for sexually fdrustrated 16 year olds you (lucky bastard) heh "Nate Biggalo, teenage giggalo" theres a movie in that if i ever saw one . *** zero- (zero-@Its.a.bird.no.its.a.plane.no.its.super-cow.com) has joined #mud super cow yay can leap tall cow patties in a single bound can blind unsuspecting farmers with milk squirts at 30 paces . look at it from a time managment point of view 3 mins to take off the cloths, (1 if your really desperate) 4 mins rolling around making out 3 mins getting kinky 5 mins doing the deed 15 mins :) * Phoenixx needs to get out more HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you should write a book you are the most knowledgable sex expert I know hahah there is way to many books out there about how to make sex better you should just make one on how to have sex with a schedule schedule? "Ann cancel my one oclock" lol HAHAHAHAHAHA *side glance* "better cancel my 2 and 3 oclock too" . is he ever gonna get a girlfriend whose name doesnt end in .jpg 'I always judge a book by it's file extention' . you know what is on my bed RIGHT at this moment? at other end of house? notches? i knew there was a reason there is 4 posts :P . chix, like toast, are best not used after being picked up after falling at your feet . Mel.. whats the best way of getting ruid of a earache ps -au earache? . the prefiz " poly" means many the word "tics" is a blood sucking parasite president poly poly want a cracker? good president politics good point that basically decribes government as a whole . On women: [23:17] You can destroy them in the bedroom. Just hold them afterwards. .